@Harry "personal training for your business goals" makes good sense to me. I like the parallel with the gym.
@Rowan "your knight in shining armour when it comes to moving" Sounds like you care about the client and their possesions. A knight in shining armour isn't going to put your coffee table through your painting
@melbstrip's "We Strip To Tease & We Always Please" Yup certainly raising curiosity
Cheers
Chris