ROFL - It's Henry! My mum has one of them. Always gives me a good laugh.
AND I'm pretty sure she got from you!!!
Honestly, there are improvements that could/should be made. There really is just too much being thrown at your visitors, especially in the middle of the page.
Not sure about the relevance of linking to Senior Beer League Ice Hockey? I'm sure there IS a reason, but will your customers know it?
The site hangs a while on load due to the google analytics - but that is typical of google.
When google twigs to the keyword padding behind the header she will punish you ranking-wise - and has the right to de-list you.
Padding is an art: when done carefully and wisely it
sorta can work. No guarantees.
How do I know you are doing this? I test at dial-up (56kbps) speeds - which is a very common speed around the Newcastle area.
Many people in your target market are going to see what is meant to be hidden behind the header.
Also the navigation seems to have a link (Filter Queen) that shows during loading but disappears.
The biggest problem though is the lack of text - 99% image based = slow loading and poor for
seo and text readers (and guess what google bots are!). And frankly visitors are going to be looking for content such as how to choose the right vacuum.
As a webbie my recommendation would be to see a website as an important marketing tool - If your site was a TV advertisement, what is the impression you would like to give?
Anyhoo I'm going to stop there - I've probably already induced a headache for you ;-)
If you are looking for assistance with the site, and want someone local, we are ten minutes away!
Heidi