With so many self-help books around, keeping up with
the latest tips can be a major challenge for the time-poor solo business owner. Never fear, Big Noel sat down in
Borders with a super-size latte and summarised just a few of the gurus’ tips.
Welcome to your daily recipe for bliss and prosperity:
Plus, there were a couple of little things I’d like to add but couldn’t find in the books:
16. Those of us with bills to pay will be required to
spend some of the day doing actual work.17. Some of us have dirty plates, carpets, kids, desks,
bills and/or family members to clean up.
And I noticed there was no mention of the tasks which are critical part of my day:
18. Read the sport and gossip section of the newspaper
in-depth.19. Go and buy a coffee and whinge for a while about
how busy work is.20. Discuss what you did last weekend with whoever will
listen.21. Make arrangements for next weekend.
22. Check Facebook in case old friends that you never
liked have ‘poked’ you.
So there you have it. You will need to allocate 34 hours every day to getting all this stuff done and you will also need to shut down your business because customers just take up way too much time. But you’ll be so self-helped and revolutionised that you’ll never look back.
Anyway gotta rush and get my 20 minute power nap in before I steam my fifth serve of vegetables and prepare my bulging to-do list for tomorrow.
Is there a ‘must-do’ task I’ve forgotten?
Busy, busy...
Noel Ranger
Noel Ranger is a real Australian soloist operating a professional service business. Basically, if you pay his hourly rate he’ll pretty much do whatever.

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Great list, Noel, and when you really look at it, all pretty much do-able. Now where was I ...? Grant McDuling from Brisbane, Australia
Great list!
#17 ~ so men realise this stuff do they??? ~ how do we get them to act on it???
Heather Smith from Brisbane
Great list, gave me a great laugh! Stephen from Adelaide, Australia
Noel, Noel, Noel..........................stop being so selfish and thinking about your own needs - you forgot Beer o'clock - that time you need to set aside to solve the whole world's problems!! Grant Hyman from Sydney | Read my articles
Hey Noel, thanks for demonstrating #23: Laugh! Trish Weston from Noosa Heads | Read my articles
Love it! Wendy Lloyd Curley - WLC Enterprises from Five Dock, NSW, Australia
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