I’m afraid you may have misinterpreted our forum guidelines, which read:
Introduce yourself thoughtfully: To distance yourself from ‘one post wonders’ avoid over-promoting your offering in your introductory message. A short overview of your business is fine, but the community will not tolerate new users registering purely to advertise. Remember, first impressions count! Don’t start threads or posts for the purposes of advertising or promoting: Any commercial or promotional links to your own, or third party, websites (including job advertisements, those promoting events, selling or giving away products or services, etc.) should be directly relevant to an ongoing discussion in all instances. This includes re-posts of articles and blogs that appear elsewhere and that are clearly posted here purely to drive traffic. Any affiliate links not accompanied by a disclosure statement clearly outlining the nature of your affiliation will be removed
You’re very welcome here, but please tell us a little about yourself and your business.